rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by dr. janus July 3, 2011

AC-Schnitzer

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars

AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs

by slick rick April 15, 2005

Schnitzin'

A person who has eaten too much Schnitzel might say...

"Man... I'm Schnitzin right now..."

"Dude, I heard Jillian is Schnitzin' right now...."

"Dude... Fuck what you heard! I'm Schnitzin!"

by XWING November 25, 2009

amy schneider

boss a$$ b*tch who knows what's what

a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots

person A: hey wanna grab dinner at that new ethiopian restaurant tonight at 7?

person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time

person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later

person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider

by epicharcboard January 27, 2022

Weinering the Schnitzel

intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.

“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse”

by BeBeFeFe12 December 1, 2018

Schleepy Schnitzel

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.

Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"

by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009

schneikees

Way to describe any situation without cussing. Can be used in conjunction with many words such as holy, oh, woah, or just by itself. Generally used to express anger without maming the ears of others.

Holy schneikees! I completely forgot that my teacher was a man, not a woman. I sure as heck hope that she doesn't kill me.

by Mamer Q May 25, 2006