schnail!

When someone goes to pound their fist against yours, you move to the side and make a peace sign, and if you look at both hands together, you've made a SCHNAIL! You must yell "SCHNAIL!" when this occurs.

Yours is the head of the snail and the other person is the shell. Therefore: snail + shell = SCHNAIL!

He went to give some love, but instead he got schnailed. SCHNAIL!

by lilchef May 21, 2011

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Schnarfling

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023

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schnadle

a synonym for "stuff." A term denoting gear of one sort or another.

Let's head to the slopes; got all your ski schnadle?
Honey, will you help me schlep all this schnadle in from the car?
Get your schnadle in a ladle--LET'S GO!!

by Sidi ni Tenen October 20, 2010

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schnarfy

An insanely hot chick.

The pottery barn is having a half off sale, I'm going to go there and pick up a schnarfy.

Check our those schnarfies!

Dude check it out...Schnarfage, 3 o'clock!

by Evan Bingham February 1, 2006

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