schmuckler

1. describes a very overexited individual, usually with the ladies
2. very popular with the ladies, has lots of sex all the time, usually with more than one girl, very talented in bed

Man, I want that schmuckler to sex me up.

by Phil Keller December 6, 2006

Schmuckle

Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.

My boyfriend is a schmuckle.

by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019

Shmurple

The only word the rhymes with purple. Can be considered a lighter shade of purple.

Jack - "There is nothing that rhymes with orange"
Michelle - "Or Purple"
Jack - "What about shmurple?"
Michelle - "That's a cool word!!"

by ShmurpleJammer September 6, 2010

Schmupple

A game where friends smack each other lightly in the face. The smack must be followed by yelling "schmupple."

*smack*
Person: "SCHMUPPLE!!!!"

by Pcs November 23, 2013

Schlurpee

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee

Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.

by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010

schmorgle

To massively cuddle or tackle an animal. To hug the hate or sadness out of them.

I have been away from home for a week, I'm going to schmorgle my cat so hard.

by What are you doing in Canada? May 23, 2017

Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”

That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.

by JSize March 3, 2021