schmootz

dirt; filth

The floor was covered with schmootz

by Liana June 15, 2003

Schnottlesalt

When a minger blows their nose into a tissue and then proceeds to inspect what they have produced. The snot tends to be stringy and a rather gross green colour. This tissue maybe used up to three hundred times before being disposed of.

Ewww! Have you seen Holly schnottlesalting over there in that corner!?!?!

by JBT March 26, 2008

Schmutt

When a person is doing something bad or is bad in general they are a schmutt. When a person is already a schmutt and does something bad they are the schmuttiest of the schmutts

ex: You are such a schmutt
ex: You schmuttiest of the schmutts.

#schmutt #schmuttiest

by Pizza June 4, 2018

Schmoot

penis

my schmoot is big

by dddsfadsfaf March 10, 2022

Schmitty

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."

by earlsgarage May 6, 2006

Schmitty

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

by Colour May 31, 2016

karl schmitt

Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.

Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.

by RetardJesus February 20, 2015