an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?
what a schmoofter
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Schmobster • schmonster • Schlobster • schmooter • shrobster • Schlonster • schlostered • Schmasterbation • schmasternate • Schmeaster
to throw someone on the bad while whispering often with the intend to sexually arouse the other person.
Also used to discribe a burn or a good insult
Also used to discribe a burn or a good insult
Du hast sie auf das Bett geschmistert./ Du hättest mich nicht mehr schmistern können./ Ich habe mich von dir geschmistert gefühlt.
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I was 3 days into a high school camping trip with many friends and a girl I had always liked. We started to hit it off and she invited me back to her tent. She got naked and started to take off my clothes and when she pulled my penis out she almost puked from the smell and explained that it smelled like a mix of shrimp, crab and lobster. I said “schrabster” ?
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