schmagma

an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body

I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found.

by Jaytex March 11, 2003

schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 11, 2004

Kappa Schmagma

A nick name given to a particular group of fraternity brothers who resemble large quantities of schmagma based on their behavior and general male debauchery.

Wow, the Kappa Schmagmas are really just dicks sometimes. They best fix their face before I throw hands.

by naughty chick May 13, 2008

schmuggalugga

An expletive used to express disdain, dismay, or extreme discomfort or pain. Used in situations where certain four-letter expletives are not appropriate, such as around children, at work, or during sensitive situations.

1. Schmuggalugga! The ATM took my card, Gabbie!

2. Schmuggalugga... it's cold out today.

3. I just lost another whitelist! Schmuggalugga....

by G-Money March 4, 2009

schmaggagial

Someone who eats baby animals, fish, or humans alive and raw

Dude, that crazy monster is a Schmaggagial!

by Zay Fiasco April 13, 2009

schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

schmaghag

a fat advisor who teaches the freshmen student sucess class; she generally likes to put her nose into other people's business and makes obnoxious comments towards her students when she doesn't even know their names.

That schmaghag likes sodomize her students with a broom.

by A.P.R.I.L. S.U.E. December 10, 2006