schneider

adjective. Australian slang for methamphetamine.

"You need a schneider to wake you up?"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"

by LTkage May 12, 2017

Rob Schneider

The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners

If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.

by thierryhenry January 6, 2006

The Rob Schneider

When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.

Hey heres a farm, I'm gonna pull a Rob Schneider

by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003

schlide

To make a flirtatious move on an attractive female, usually ending in rejection

ie "Will, you tryin' to schlide in on Emily?"

by GetFukkkkkkkked March 28, 2015

Rob Schneider

The ultimate career killer to any celebrity co-staring in his mediocre movie(s). If you're a movie star, and want to end your fame, star in his next flick.

Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.

Rob Schneider could be the least funny guy I know.

by prof. frink July 11, 2006

Schneider

A handjob given in a school library.

Sarah got caught giving Hunter a Schneider and gave Hunter the nickname "Schneider" for the rest of his life.

by ThatNewDrizzyDrake September 30, 2014

schliegengrifte

An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.

Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?

by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015