schlorbinh

To do something extremely funny to a person of color

I'm going to schlorbinh all over this guy's family.
He did that very schlorbinh.

by bulgariafan28 June 16, 2023

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Schlacking

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.

Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.

by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008

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schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009

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Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

by Crazydax April 19, 2011

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Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019

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