schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.

This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

by meowiekittie February 12, 2012

The Schlagg

The ultimate ass-kisser

"Tom is such a brown-noser - he's totally The Schlagg..."

by ANON1968 February 2, 2009

Schmagoogie

Dried up milk that flies out of milk container when you open it.

Oh My God! I just got schmagoogies in my coffee.

by Mattyboy89 October 1, 2008

Schlang

basically anything you want it to mean, most commonly:

a. the act of getting laid

b. to totally own something

c. you sexy bitch

a. you totally got shlanged last night
b. wow you shlang at guitar hero
c. you schlang.

by sexy savvy November 9, 2009

schlang

When something is schlang, it represents itself because it is what it is. No advertising, no pushing, no selling, no looking for it. It just does what it says on the tin. It's there because it can be. Doesn't need to be sold: it sells itself because it is just there. Schlang.

I'm Schlang. Nobody notices me and nobody passes me by. They see me and know that I'm here because I am. I'm Schlang.

by hEll July 12, 2004

schlang

v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner

She dreams of schlanging him: his textuality is so right up her alley she can feel it glide there.

by demitria monde thraam January 26, 2004

'Schlagg

Short for the Goonschlagga Gambit, the most powerful trade in a game of chess.

"I took your queen for my pawn, get 'schlagged bitch"

by the_Blind_Bread August 2, 2021