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Terri Schiavo'd

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Drunk to the point where you don't think you're drunk, but in actuality you are plastered as fuck and are likely to make a complete ass out of yourself. You're not quite dead yet, but keep pounding em and you'll soon join Terri Schiavo. Otherwise known as TS'd.

Term originated at Washington State University by the 2nd Floor Streit Frat.
"Dude, I totally got Terri Schiavo'd last night!"

or

"Hey, you wanna get TS'd tonight?
by JustSomeKracker February 9, 2009
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schiavonitis

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A state of mind where upon encountering a sexually appealing person, the victim cannot focus on any other idea besides the performing of many varied sexual acts with the encountered person.
I was at a restaurant the other day and the hostess was wearing a really low cut top and a short skirt. Suffice to say I had a major case of schiavonitis.
by a really funny guy September 26, 2010
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Being under the influence of drugs or alcohol to the point that one has entered a temporary vegetative state. Characterized by a complete lack of mental activity, despite occasional autonomic responses.
Man, I'm sorry I missed your call last night. I was so schaivo'd I couldn't get up to answer the phone.
by The Hat April 11, 2005
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Shiavoed

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The state of drunkenness when one becomes nearly or completely comatose. His or her appearance resembles a child with down syndrome or Terri (from whence the term is derived). Alcohol poisoning often accompanies a person when they get this intoxicated. Black outs and tunnel vision are also related. In order for a person to reach Shiavoed, they must first become: tipsy, drunk, smashed, hammered, plastered then finally shiavoed.
Johnny played powerhour at a bar for 5 hours and became completely shiavoed at the end of the night.
by Brettastic July 24, 2008
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Terri Schiavo

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1. A single death is a tragedy; a million is a statistic.
2. Not a person who was "tortureed and starved to death," certainly not by "liberals," due to the fact that she, with all due respect, was lacking of the mental capactity to feel it. Challenge this, if you'd like to argue with the professionals who examined her.
3. A "great political issue" that will surely be beneficial to the republican "pro-life base"
4. A subject of bias by those who like to feel better about themselves by saying that a human life can never be taken away without evidence of consent. Although at the same time she was given little hope for recovery after 15 years and had lost, to quote, 40% of her brain functions? By the way, Christians: this woman WAS delayed going to heaven for those 15 years while upsetting generally innocent people like you, right?
5. An alternative use for money (appox. 100,000 a year) that could have prevented thousands of deaths but was instead spent on one life (see above) and bolstered the USs pathetic attempt at aid after the recent tsunami tragedy. Why? Just because it makes you LOOK better at yourself morally? Meanwhile some poor kid cries for his dead family in the ruins of his Indonesian village? Live with that, "human beings."
A Note- Before anyone starts mutilating my definition and my name: no I am not a commie for recognizing an intelligent paradoxial remark, or a fag because you have pms, or even a liberal. I am, however, a "loser" because I am different. That's right. I'm Green.
"Liberal"- Look, Terri is not going to recover.
"A Human Being"- you democratic, fetus killing fucking fag! How could you do this to ANY person?!?! I'll remove YOUR feeding tube and those of all your satanic fellows!
"Liberal"- I am humbled by your overpowering belief in life (ahem)
by bandar bush April 7, 2005
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Schaivoed

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Being drunk to the point that you are barely able to move. A term coined after Terri Schaivo who was unable to move.
Last weekend, I got so fucked up at the frats that I had to be carried home. I was Schaivoed.
by Ferguson300 December 27, 2007
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Hot Schiavo

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To be in a vegetative state and have someone take a hot steaming duke on you.
Nicole drank way too much joose last night! So as soon as she passed out on the futon i gave her a Hot Schiavo!!!
by skeetshooter48195 June 19, 2010
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