schlactered

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

schacter

A tool in which to open a wound.

he used a schacter to remove the nail from his foot.

by SAMUAL SMART May 22, 2018

mr.schacher

Mr. Schacher is that one cool teacher.

He is known to say "UwU?" and "Whatever Boomer"

He also called me a mega boomer.

"What do you think of mr.schacher?"
"Oh he's my favorite teacher!"

by ForgottenOleanders November 14, 2019

scratchterbating

Unecessary, excessive scratching of skin.

He wont stop scratchterbating!

by miles1234 May 4, 2010

Schlichter

What happens when a guy can't operate his tongue properly when kissing, and you end up with man-slobber in and on your nose.

"Hey Brandi, I heard you and Kurt got frisky in the dollar theater. Was it hot?"

"God no! He gave me a frickin' schlichter! I had to use a hand dryer to dry off my nose."

by Fucker Carlson April 21, 2021

cat scracther

Having a girl claw your penis until it bleeds, then making her suck the blood off your dick.

"My girlfriend was mad at me the other day so she gave me a cat scracther, but it kind of felt good," said Matt.

by poonmasterxx69 May 28, 2014

Schechter

A tall guy that is funny, Gay, and has 3 penises. Also, it can mean when a girl has had sex with 3+ guys and no condom.

Me: Honey, do you want to have a schechter with me??

Her: Sure, honey!

by Andres112233 June 7, 2017