schwasted

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009

Shafted

a)when someone is "jipped"
b)when someone is shutdown or brushed off

"Want to go out with me?"
"No"
"Ooh! Shafted!"

by Minister of Eriador October 29, 2004

schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

by skema318 January 21, 2011

Shafted

DB Legends

Person 1: “I sent 20k cc on the summon banner and didn’t get any LF.. not even a Sparking”
Person 2: “dude.. you got shafted”

by Concord925 May 30, 2021

Schufted

When someone gets dominated or otherwise destroyed.

HAag! You just got schufted!

by Theschufter July 31, 2016

penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body

dave penis shafted your mom last night

by bizzled May 28, 2009

Shafted

To get kicked, thrown or somehow dropped into an elevator shaft.

"Man you totally shafted that fool"
"Yeah I pushed him down the elevator"

by Sparty Junior February 12, 2009