Scandinavian Avalanche

After a guy cums in a girl, she quickly stands over him and lets the cum flow out allover him.

After Dick came into Jane, she stood over his face and treated him to a Scandinavian Avalanche.

by brooklyn_kielbasa May 14, 2009

Scandinavian Paddle

The act of hitting testicles with a ping pong paddle studded with thumbtacks.

My girlfriend is such a freak she gave me a "Scandinavian Paddle"/
Bob was at my place last night and we gave each other a "Scandinavian Paddle"

by AyyyYes December 4, 2017

Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis

"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"

by Lilac de Nubia October 31, 2013

Scandinavian bullwhip

The act of shitting in a sock and beating someone with it. Commonly used as a form of sexual pleasure.

Yo! Make a Scandinavian bullwhip and hit me with it!

by They Call Me Tater. June 26, 2010

scandinavian drunk

So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians

Should we call the ambulance? No she is just scandinavian drunk.

by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022

Scandinavian backpedalling

When your mate grabs your shlong and you move their arm up and down to masturbate.

His mum endulged me in some Scandinavian backpedalling last night after the dutch rudder.

by BakesMum December 13, 2012

Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl (in any order) on three successive nights.

An easier versions of this is the Lifetime Scandinavian Triple which is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities anytime over your lifetime.

A particularly difficult version of the Scandinavian Triple is the Golden Scandinavian Triple, which is achieved by having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.

If I sleep with Julie tonight, I'll manage to pull of the Scandinavian Triple.

You gonna have to wait for your moment bro, coz it looks like that Brad dude is gonna go Golden.

by Atooooool May 21, 2016