Scalpin

A man in his 20s with horrendous male pattern baldnes and flat out refuses to do anything about it. The look of said early balding pleb is so offensive everyone wants to buy them a toupee or chip in for a hair transplant

Have you seen that scalpin over there, God above the light reflecting off his balding head is blinding me!
I bet his Mrs is with him out of sympathy.

by Nallersboy123 November 2, 2023

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Scalking

Used While Playing A Game On The Same Screen.

(ex.Halo,Call of Duty, ect.)

Screen+Looking= Scalking

Playing Halo, Right Next To Each Other

Nerd 1-BOOM HEAD SHOT

Nerd 2-WTF? Your Scalking!

Nerd 1-Na-Uh!

Nerd 2-Im Gonna Scalk You Now!

EpicFail Cycle!

by enVy VNCE March 24, 2009

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Clam-scaping

The fine art of shaving ones genitalia as a female. The act itself does not refer to any particular pattern just the act itself.

Man did you see Becky's clam-scaping job, she did lightning bolts!

by BrownSquared February 4, 2010

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Man Scaping

For a guy to trim his pubic hair or to style it fashionably.

Bob spent several hours in the bathroom Man Scaping so that he was ready for his big date.

'Hey dude we still hitting the clubs on Saturday night?'
'Yeah but i gotta man scape abit first, it's like a jungle down there!'

by OaksUleh July 29, 2009

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Girl Scaping

When a girl goe's out of her way to prepare herself for sex e.g Trimming, Waxing and Cleaning.

Man the other night my girl was girl scaping for a whole hour before I got home.

by Acesarehot October 15, 2010

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Pandora scaping

The act of selectively liking songs on a Pandora station so that it will only play songs of a very specific sub-genre.

Bro, that Snoop Dog song was the tits! Why didn't you like it?

I know dude, but that'd totally throw off my Afroman station!

Dude, quit your Pandora scaping and like the bloody song!

by JimnyCricket June 1, 2011

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