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1: A pastry with sausage filling, usually eaten with tomato sauce.

2: A goal in Australian Rules Football.
1: "I'll have a sausage roll with sauce and a Coke."

2: "He gathers, runs, and kicks ... A SAUSAGE ROLL!!!"
by Dazorig March 24, 2003
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1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS
by noctus_vampyro November 23, 2011
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Sausage Roll

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a meaty big cock, covered with a sock dripping wet with cum, this can be eaten by others or simply munched on by your friends mum
Son: mum can i have a Sausage Roll,
Mum: fuck off you cunt
by mummysboi123 March 12, 2014
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Sausage Roll

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To wrap human feces inside cling film and hold it to keep yourself warm, also pass it around to those around you who are also cold.
"Hey, my hands are really cold, should i go make a 'Sausage Roll'?"

"Yeah."

*Comes back*
"It's so warm."
"Pass the 'Sausage Roll'"
by ZuFeHD February 29, 2012
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Stephen’s sausage roll

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An obscure puzzle game that is considered on of the greatest puzzle games ever made, and I can agree. Not even kidding.

Trust me though, if you play it, go in as blind as possible.
The greatest game I have ever played is (don’t laugh) Stephen’s Sausage Roll.
by TheCornhole24 May 11, 2022
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Irish Sausage Roll

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The act of getting breakfast after a night of hard drinking and vomiting after having very unsatisfying sex.
I had a great time last night with her, but I ended up with an Irish Sausage Roll the next day.
by Gross Tony February 23, 2008
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Sausage roll tits

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When a girls tits look like somebody has stuck two sausage rolls to her chest and then scratched away the pastry.
"Ooh man, you should have seen how bad her tits were, they were pure Sausage roll tits!"

or...

"She had stretchies all over her little envelopes, like she has had a fight with a tiger and lost! Proper Sausage roll tits!"
by ddotadotn July 28, 2009
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