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Sartorians

A massive army of people who follow in the footsteps of Jacob Sartorius. They tackle the haters and they stick together through thick and thin, they have each other’s back. Jacob Sartorius has their full attention.
Omg sartorians are sooooooo in love with js!!
by Sassy.js July 29, 2018
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Joe Satriani Glasses

Sunglasses that are similar to those worn by renowned guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani
Hey, nice Joe Satriani glasses.
Thanks.
by Jay Bass October 16, 2008
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joe satriani

A god among guitarists. Joe Satriani is truely a serious ass kicker, he melts so many faces, that his amazing picking ability allows him to stitch them back up. Then the people go home and cry and wish they could play as well as Joe Satriani.
Homo new aged kid: Did you hear that new fallout boy song, "Dance, Dance" It has such a good solo!!
Me: *slap* What the fuck? Listen to a real guitarist you pressy bitch. Actually... let me blow a big load on you after I listen to G3 Foxy Lady, and then we'll talk.

Joe Satriani is truely a god.
by JudasSabbath June 17, 2006
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Satorist

One whose spiritual traditions are based upon the Sator Square.
The Satorists discern multitudinous ancient cosmologies within their most holy symbol.
by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019
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Satria

Satria is the man who brings out happiness to others, a brave man, satria also known as a knight in indonesia urban legend, satria will keep you safe and will be an humble person you've ever met in the universe
Look its Satria !
by Satriayanuar November 25, 2021
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Satori

A Transendental Bliss caused from meditation, lucid dreaming, entheogen expirimentation or alternative visual stimulation

38% Tibet 42% Pyschoactives 20% Dante
I had the overwhelming sensation of achieving Satori throughout my trip last night.

It might take you awhile to achieve full Satori, in your everyday life.
by FungusUpon A Time... December 17, 2004
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Sartorial dyslexia

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
by Poplinda. July 18, 2007
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