Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!
I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum
by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018
Get the squanching mug.When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.
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the scientific name for Sasquatch.
ex1. Bubbles: What if its a samsquamch? Julian: bubbles they dont exist. Bubbles: you tell that to all the people that got eaten by them. Greasy bastards.
by kybro07 February 4, 2010
Get the Samsquamch mug.The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.
by The Gun Monkey November 7, 2015
Get the sasquatch mug.The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.
Guy: Yea, how'd you do?
Dude: I got about 20 pints!
Guy: Awsome!
Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
Guy: Yea, how'd you do?
Dude: I got about 20 pints!
Guy: Awsome!
Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
by FidelAC April 28, 2010
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2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)
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"Oh man, just trimmed my bush after a couple of months and sasquatched the fuck out of this girl last weekend. Her back was covered in my pubes!"
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