He is the biggest nonce alive and when a girl says hello to him he immediately gets a boner and will want to fist you, also he likes to be gay but is actually straight he does this by whispering behind your neck like a pedo and says come with me baby.
Is a really awesome hefty ginger kid & future babysitter.
Usually sighted in Mississippi.
Enjoys cutting cards and dancing on tables.
Really loves engines. A LOT.
Leads an extremely epic life, and loves wearing jeans.
Also known as: Mississippi