sarcastagasm

Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"

Lillias: "I had to have a Sarcastagasm last night with Brian."

Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."

by xXxFloyd4LifexXx December 15, 2014

Sarcastabastard

A portmanteau of sarcastic and bastard. A sarcastabastard always has something snarky and sarcastic to say in response to anything you throw at him and is a general pain in the ass.

Sole redeeming quality is how hilarious it is to watch them roast people.

Oh, my god. Curtis is such a sarcastabastard. I don't think I've ever heard an honest word outta that guy's mouth.

by ER#0R October 12, 2016

Sarcastamistic

Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.

Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.

by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017

sarcasmateer

A person who produces, handles, or is associated with the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

I felt truly mocked by Fred's words. He was a real sarcasmateer.

by mouslordsoth January 16, 2021

Sarcastacism

The art or act of sarcasm. To be sarcastic.

It's the simple sarcastacism that's amusing. Something as simple as saying, "Oh, bless your heart".

Really?

by Grizzly Allen November 5, 2010

sarcasuim

1.) What happens when you type too fast.
2.) What happens when you can't spell.
3.) What happens when you're drunk and start dancing on the keyboard.

That sarcasuim really helped me, man.

by Mystery Man February 3, 2003

sarcasucist

Someone who uses excessive amounts of sarcasm. Pronounced sar-cuh-suh-sist

Person 1: rwosie is so pretty
Person 2: You're such a sarcasucist

by fatrwosieorangejuicecookie4 May 29, 2011