Sarcasual

A casual form of sarcasm. A deadpan, sarcastic statement with a lack of emotion. A calmly stated sarcastic sentence.

I asked her how her root canal went and she sarcasually replied, "great, can't wait for the next one."

by Eric R. Case May 11, 2011

Sarcasual

Someone who is typically/usually sarcastic.

Being sarcastic as usual.

Girl- ohh my my hon, this coffee is to hot for ya gurll

Random person- whatt..?
Guy- she just being sarcasual

by anonymous October 5, 2022

Bi Sacksual

Someone who alternates between paper and plastic bags at the supermarket.

Clerk: Would you like paper or plastic?

Shopper: Surprise me, I'm Bi Sacksual

by axe2grind March 14, 2009

Sarcastatistics

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

by InoxFY August 7, 2010

bi-sacksual

Able to use either paper or plastic bags.

MArk told the cashier that they could bag his grocerys in paper or plastic becasue he was bi-sacksual.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

sarcastabitch

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.

Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.

by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

sarcasassy

a perfectly crafted blend of being sarcastic + sassy

my, she is quite sarcasassy today!

by autummmm February 14, 2014