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Sarcasual 

A casual form of sarcasm. A deadpan, sarcastic statement with a lack of emotion. A calmly stated sarcastic sentence.
I asked her how her root canal went and she sarcasually replied, "great, can't wait for the next one."
Sarcasual by Eric R. Case May 11, 2011
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Sarcasual 

Someone who is typically/usually sarcastic.

Being sarcastic as usual.
Girl- ohh my my hon, this coffee is to hot for ya gurll

Random person- whatt..?
Guy- she just being sarcasual
Sarcasual by anonymous October 5, 2022

Bi Sacksual 

Someone who alternates between paper and plastic bags at the supermarket.
Clerk: Would you like paper or plastic?

Shopper: Surprise me, I'm Bi Sacksual
Bi Sacksual by axe2grind March 14, 2009

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

bi-sacksual

Able to use either paper or plastic bags.
MArk told the cashier that they could bag his grocerys in paper or plastic becasue he was bi-sacksual.
bi-sacksual by Anonymous October 23, 2003

sarcastabitch 

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.
Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.
sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

sarcasassy

a perfectly crafted blend of being sarcastic + sassy
my, she is quite sarcasassy today!
sarcasassy by autummmm February 14, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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