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Sarcasual 

Someone who is typically/usually sarcastic.

Being sarcastic as usual.
Girl- ohh my my hon, this coffee is to hot for ya gurll

Random person- whatt..?
Guy- she just being sarcasual
Sarcasual by anonymous October 5, 2022

Bi Sacksual 

Someone who alternates between paper and plastic bags at the supermarket.
Clerk: Would you like paper or plastic?

Shopper: Surprise me, I'm Bi Sacksual
Bi Sacksual by axe2grind March 14, 2009

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

bi-sacksual

Able to use either paper or plastic bags.
MArk told the cashier that they could bag his grocerys in paper or plastic becasue he was bi-sacksual.
bi-sacksual by Anonymous October 23, 2003

sarcastabitch 

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.
Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.
sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

sarcasassy

a perfectly crafted blend of being sarcastic + sassy
my, she is quite sarcasassy today!
sarcasassy by autummmm February 14, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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