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Splinge

noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'

Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
by KeithMyArthe January 17, 2009
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College Sailing

The only sport on campus where you can compete and travel with members of the opposite sex. Must be adept at hiking out (hooking your feet under straps while hanging your butt over the edge of the boat) in all weather conditions and leaning in (to the bar) after the regattas. Typically a good sport for engineers who like the physics of how boats work and business majors who enjoy the sport's social side. College sailors will learn fun new vocabulary words like croakie, burgee, halyard and roll tack. Many students join college sailing teams for the cool swag.
I joined college sailing so I can travel to regattas, meet preppy guys and party at the yacht club.
by Sailing Ace September 6, 2013
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Sailing

sailing: (v.) to manhandle the wind as to propel a sailboat on the very edge of catastrophe. see also: insanity, beastlyness, and epic.
Dude, you wanna go sailing today? It's blowing 35 knots

Did you expect me to say anything other than YES?
by MajorSailor December 21, 2009
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Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.
by Dutchgit December 16, 2003
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Sailing the Seas of Cheese

The phrase "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" means that the speaker is experiencing great personal change. The Seas of Cheese is an album made by "Primus" in 1991. The album's title is referenced throughout the album, and referenced in many albums after this ones release.
David: "Hey Lauren! We miss you back home! How's Chicago treating you?"
Lauren: "David. David I'm not good. I'm Sailing the Seas of Cheese right now..."
David: "What? Oh Lauren what happened? Are you-"
Lauren: "I had to drop out of school Dave. Mark left me a-and, I have to dance to pay the bills and..."
by Sauce Mane November 16, 2018
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Sausage Sampling

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.
I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
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Splinge

Gaps in the hairstyle fringe
Fix your hair you have a splinge
by Flade June 13, 2015
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