Sanding

A slang term for an action someone considered to be a poor handyman would perform instead of helping.

"Sanding" is used to replace whatever said individual is actually doing.

Example 1: "Gray nailed "Tom Sawyer" on the guitar last night while he was sanding." In this example, "Rock Band" was replaced with "sanding".

by smurfette007 June 18, 2011

Sanding Wood

Masturbating

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2

by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017

sanding wood

The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.

Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!

by VitaPeachHealthLog March 17, 2011

Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

sanding the box

Vaginal masturbation

"Yeah, I was an early bloomer, sanding the box when other girls still played with dolls."

by BridgeInMyWatercress January 22, 2021

sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion

Matt is over there sanding the roll cage

by Roachmill March 11, 2022

Sandiggal

A "Sand Monkey", or a person originating from Egypt, or any desert-related countries.
This word is used to insult such people

Person 1: "Get back to picking gold in the Nile, sandiggal."
Person 2: "shut ze fuck up"

by carnette December 15, 2023