by Sassafras a moonshine March 29, 2024
Get the Sammmug. by brbonanno October 7, 2012
Get the Samm-Kmug. Samm is a man who deserves the world. He’s a man who is handsome, and kind, and patient. A man who wants you, all of you, and doesn’t care that you aren’t perfect. Samm is who you wanna marry someday. You hope he wants that too.
by prfoundbond April 28, 2025
Get the Sammmug. Some Asshole Micromananging. Particularly, a cheese factory transplant completely capable of vehicular homicide. Also, her daddy thinks she is "special" because she can read.
Sebastian: "O.k., I drafted a useful and informative response to the Client." -=About to hit send=-
>Insert Samm<
Sebastian: "Awe shit, here comes Samm..."
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4-weeks later
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Samm: "I*** think I've figured it out!"
***Sends Sebastian's e-mail, rewritten to include grammatical errors and discontinuity =).***
>Insert Samm<
Sebastian: "Awe shit, here comes Samm..."
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4-weeks later
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Samm: "I*** think I've figured it out!"
***Sends Sebastian's e-mail, rewritten to include grammatical errors and discontinuity =).***
by Babylon2023 July 19, 2023
Get the Sammmug. Samm is a lot of things. And is a cool guy who has all packed down there. He is there for everyone to talk to and give advice at anytime. He is usually smart but doesn't like to pay attention in class. He is loved by many but also hated by many. He tries hard at anything she does. Many people think he is hot but he may have low-self esteem at times. If you date a Samm then you know he will stay loyal to only you. If a Samm falls in love then he falls hard.
by Ilike269 June 2, 2018
Get the Sammmug. 
