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Somalia

I couldn't even tell I was in her somalia.
by vanwassup May 21, 2014
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Somalian tap

Upon ejaculation inside the rectum, the seminal fluid mixed with the fecal matter proceeds to slowly drip out of the anus, similar to that of a Somalian tap
Dude her ass was dripping like a Somalian tap
by faggotjoe June 5, 2016
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Somalia

Dude are you playing 2B2T?
Yeah I live in Somalia
by tiananmen square survivor August 25, 2022
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samahiaka

Samahiakas are mythical creatures that slay all humans. They generally resemble the shape of Giant Sea snakes and\or tax collectors. But they are not bound to foolish earth mortal Shapes and sizes. The only known pictures of this creature are in cartoon form because when ever someone tries to take a picture of one, they die a slow and painful Dr. Butts approved death. Samahiakas are gentle animals that would never try and cause anyone harm, unless they see you. If they do see you your life span drops to just a little longer then it would be if you saw a Ninja. If a Samahiaka does spot you be sure to run away very fast. If you don't they may grow bored and decide to kill you. If you do they will admire you for having enough braincells to run away and then promptly eviscerate you. Samahiakas have some close relatives which you may have heard of such as Fire, Death, Knifes, Ninjas, Dr. Butts, and other implements of stabbing. See also Chuck Norris.
I was walking down the street, and a Samahiaka came to kill me because I was not Dr. Butts Approved.
by Steve-OBSM May 10, 2008
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Somalian Snail Trail

When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.
My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.
by Indy the Great January 23, 2019
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somalian

An incorrect grammar form of the standard term "Somali". Calling someone from one of the Somali states (such as Puntland / Jubaland) a Somalian, is like calling a German a Germanian.
I'm not a Somalian, whatever that means. I'm a Somali.
by readyforthemoon55 August 21, 2019
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Libertarians-in-Somalia

The act of giving a party exactly what they ask for, with the intent to demonstrate flaws. Taken from the idea that if Libertarians, who claim to want almost no governmental control, were made to live in Somalia, an actual near-lawless state, they would change their views.
Letting my son stay up as long as he wants is like Libertarians in Somalia: everything he claims to want, and it's killing him.

My son wouldn't drop his insistence at a later bedtime, so I adopted a Libertarians-in-Somalia approach. He always goes to bed on time now.
by FranklySpeaking June 13, 2013
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