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splinter cell

The technical definition of being a splinter cell means working alone, being invisible, and using agility and wits to infiltrate enemy compounds to achieve your goals. A splinter cell also has the right to exercise the "Fifth Freedom" - vaguely described as ability to eliminate any threat as seen fit without question.
by Dave Hill October 22, 2003
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Splinter Group

A group of stag party participants who sneakily break away from the main group because they're too boring
This pub is shit, let form a splinter group and go to that lap dancing club around the corner
by HJOlympian June 9, 2010
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Rockaway Splinter

This Occurs when a local adolescent couple decides go go on a romantic stroll. They get into a steamy encounter on one of Rockaway Beach's Wooden Lifeguard Chairs. The chronic splinters resulting in this encounter are called 'Rockawa Splinters'
Dude 1: Hey dude, did you make out with that bitch last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, check out these Rockaway Splinters on my ass!

Dude 1: Wow! I'll help you take them out with my teeth.
by Woody Woodrow May 22, 2008
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splinter

A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad
i got a splinter in my ass
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splinter cell

the only game that uses more night vision than paris hillton.
splinter cell uses alot of night vision. paris hilton likes to make sex tapes. with night vision.
by placebox December 30, 2007
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J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!
Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."
by Zyggy June 8, 2007
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