Mitsubishi salesman

1)A person who sells Mitsubishi vehicles.
2)A derogatory term for a person with an indecipherable oriental accent. Originating from one being confused as to what their intended meaning (Is he teaching me something, or trying to sell me a Mitsubishi?). Coined by students in the University of Akron's Mechanical Engineering department.

Don't take that professor, he's a total Mitsubishi salesman.

by Benzin October 30, 2008

Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.

The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...

by Noodlez667 November 1, 2016

Saleem

Saleem is a name for a Arabic baby and also means Peceful

You are very Saleemish today

by RainyYT October 28, 2015

Open Sleeman

Having anal sex until the person's asshole is gaping and then peeing in the gaping asshole.

We were having the best anal until I couldn't hold in my pee any more and accidentally gave her an open sleeman.

by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011

Salesman

A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

Used Car Salesman.

Circut City Computer Technician

by Zorro January 25, 2005

Saleena

My baby girl, my queen, and the number one reason anyone smiles. She’s the in person who’s got me thinking none stop and I love it

Saleena’s got me tripping

by Shakester June 5, 2018

Salesman

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23

by Spoodermon February 7, 2018