Shitposting

"Maybe people that create things aren’t concerned with your delicate sensibilities, y’know? Maybe the species that communicates with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evolved than the ones who just communicate. Maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings is a one-way ticket to extinction."

"You guys need to grow up!"
-"This is a shitposting group you cuck eating sjw".

by toasterpython May 23, 2017

Sailboating

A three-some consisting of two girls and a guy. The guy lays on his back while one girls rides him and the other sits on his face. The two girls face each other holdings hands, creating a triangle or "Sail".

The same thing as Eiffel tower but for 2 girls, 1 guy.

ddannnggggg! Dina and Snooks really know how to go sailboating!!

by Sailboatking August 14, 2011

Sailboating

The acting of rocking a mans member (aka sailboat) back and forth inside a womans vagina (aka cum-boat), this process is refered to as surfing her seas, after which the man finishes within her, this process is refered to as "unloading cargo"

*all aspects must be followed to be considered sailboating

Friend 1: "Dude, what'd you do last night?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just some sailboating."
Friend 1: "Idiot! Think she'll get pregnant?"
Friend 2: "I dont care, not my bitch."

by Gary Flongtard December 7, 2011

Sailboating

The art of coercing a monkey to blow his load into you mouth so you can get high off his jizz.

Bill and Jerry like to go sailboating in the jungles of Costa Rica, because they prefer the old fashion way of getting stoned.

by Agent O November 15, 2010

Sailboating

Much classier than motorboating. To gently blow on a woman's nipples.

Nothing puts Amanda in the mood like sailboating.

by BarrettAll November 27, 2011

shitposting

The act of posting images usually on a image board of things that no one wants to see, or make any kind of sense. People who usually do this end up making themselves looking like a complete idiot.

That guy shitposting images of his shitty "dank" memes deserves to die violently in a Nuclear Genocide.

by In Ass We Trust June 18, 2018

Sailboating

The male equivalent to motorboating, where a woman puts her head between a man's legs and moves her face side to side resulting in the man's penis (or "boom") coming about, so to speak.

I told Gladys to get down there and start sailboating me. She manned my jib all night long.

by Bob Wylie December 7, 2011