as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

by The only smart person in the world April 13, 2006

"not I" said the duck

This is a quote from a children's book. T is basically a way to say ABSOLTELY NOT but in a more chill tone. Kind of like: "I don't know what y'all are talking about- I know it ain't me."

Person: Who's gonna come with me to our high school renunion?

Me: "Not I" said the duck.

by Owl16548 January 22, 2018

having said that

A phrase used to negate something that you just said so that you can then say what you actually think.

Larry: The book looks great, Jason. Having said that, I would consider it more of a pamphlet than a book. It's looking a little thin.

by Brantski November 24, 2009

having said that

A phrase used to completely negate what you said before. It is often used by an individual who is weary of revealing their true feelings on a subject matter.

Jeb: I'm not a racist but having said that I think all non-white people are dumb.

Jeff: So you are saying you are a racist...

Jeb: Yes. Absolutely.

by RedBeard53 November 24, 2009

said the bitch

A phrase not unlike "that's what she said." However it is said after someone says something rude and another person says it in an insulting manner.

Carrie: "And next time, bring out the salad before the main course!!!"

Terri: "Said the bitch!"

by von groovy May 14, 2019

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009