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Pocket Sage

A Pocket Sage is a character in Valorant (sage) who when is a Pocket Sage will not focus on getting kills but will only heal you and not let you die.
Marco: Can I be your Pocket Sage
Charlotte: Sure baby
by Marcodataco April 13, 2022
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Pervy Sage

What Naruto calls Jiraiya-sensei during his moments of sexual perversion and doing his research for his new book Come Come Pardise.

See Come Come Paradise
Naruto: Hey pervy sage! Stop looking at the girls, get over here, and help me with my training!
by Andreasantoni May 23, 2008
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sagging

wearing ones pants around the hips so that they sag down and bunch up around the ankles. Originally, this was a prison thing that signified that you were another prisoner's property, ie bitch. Punks were forced to wear their pants this way so it would be easier for their masters to pull their pants down and butt-fuck them. Somehow this became a 1990's fashion trend. I learned this from watching a TV special on prison life. The inmate who related the story was an elderly black gentleman who had been sentenced to life in prison and had been there for over fifty years. He marveled how such a mark of shame became a fashion statement. He said that younger inmates don't believe him when he tells them but swears it's the truth. I believed him. I also think they should let him out already, he's like 80 and I don't think he represents a threat to society.
Look at any wanna-be gangster (wankster) How the hell are you supposed to run from cops with your pants around your hips and your shoes unlaced anyway. If any of these little punk-asses actually did anything bad enough to get them thrown in the slammer they would no doubt shortly find out exactly what saggy pants are good for.
by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003
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bob saget

O man! That mother fucker is ill in that cardigan sweater! That must be Bob Saget!
by FUNK MASTER C July 19, 2006
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sageyboo

the biggest whore out there, sends nudes and willing to hook up with people way older then her. thinks she’s the shit and thinks she attractive but in reality she’s not. most people think she’s a slut :)
by bigwhore101 December 3, 2019
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status sage

One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.

Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.
Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*
by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009
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troll sage

Street is the troll sage. He has news from the north. Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE
by The troll sage December 10, 2009
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