Safford

A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.

Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.

Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.

"So, what did you think of Safford?"

"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009

saffron

A city in pokemon, in Kanto
Dont listen to that loser saying its something expensive

"Fly to where?"
*click saffron*
*A bird flies there*
*land in front of pokemon centre*
*the music to saffron city starts*

by BoNaFide__ ?! November 8, 2008

Saffron

(verb) to saffron - the act of accidentally killing yourself in some stupid way with almost no damage whilst playing any of the Super Smash Bros series. The word is derived from the original "Saffron City" level where most Saffrons take place, and frustration ensues

"Andrew saffron'd himself 3 times and that's why he lost"

"I hate it when I saffron myself"

by Brohan Mangseph February 16, 2009

Saffron

Saffron is a mixed race sweet,leng,cute girl she hates fake friends and she falls in love quickly,,she hates cheaters and she has an attitude! But if you ever meet a saffron don’t let her go she is loyal!!

I wish I could meet saffron

by certtii.s February 2, 2020

sacfondler

Somebody who fondles sacs.

"After trysts with 'Lennox', 'Somerset' and 'Buckingham', King James cemented his place as one of history's greatest sacfondlers."

by ShirokumaScribe January 18, 2014

Safford

To say something that is so stupid that it is actually the funniest thing ever, to the point where it is verified by some burly busted looken ass white boy names Conner, who was the shit in 6th grade when he used to fade paper balls into garbage cans all the time and look cool while doing it.

Dude that is actually safford. Oh my god this is the most safford thing i have ever heard.

by GranularBimbo November 5, 2018

saffron

a sexy, alluring girl who has a sexy face and big ass eyes with a cute smile

wow saffron’s a sick one

by saff_duhra March 11, 2020