jackwhack

Part jackoff and part whackoff.

Anyone that is being a jackoff that is doing something the equivalent of whacking off.

There's a guy in a tiger outfit drinking coffee and reading. We sit next to him and I look at him and say "grrrrrr".
He looks back with a blank stare like he has no idea what I'm talking about, then he realizes he's dressed like a tiger, and takes off his tiger ears and goes back to reading.

That guy was such a "jackwhack"

by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004

smackhacker

to smack up your biznatch, or smack around a person you dislike

tom: my girl was pissing me off last night
jarry: smackhacker her to get her in line

by zilly May 22, 2006

Sackpack

A bag held together by string that is typically worn on the backs of athletes for the holding of non-academic material such as cleats, frisbees and lipstick. It can sometimes and understandably be confused with a murse. The owner of the sackpack can be mistaken for a gay man when in reality, he just plays a bunch of sports.

Person 1: Did you see that guy with the sackpack? I bet he plays a lot of sports.
Person 2: Yeah, I bet he's the team rump ranger.
Person 1: Word.

by your girlfriend wins November 16, 2011

Sacksmacking

Any action in which, during sexual intercourse, the male genitalia hits any part of the female's body. Most common while having sex doggy-style when the male's testicles are hanging loose and they slap the female's pubes during thrusting

Man, that pornstar's balls are hung and he's banging the chick doggystyle! Check out the sacksmacking dude!!

by hanginghorse87 August 20, 2010

Shackwhackle

A state of being that involves shacking up with a total nutcase.

He's shackwackled with Courtney Love.

by Suicider March 9, 2004

sackyhack

Deriving from medieval times.... A form of execution in which a man's testicles are chopped off and while he bleeds to death, he's forced to watch his executioners play hacky sack with his severed nutsack in a game... they call sackyhack.

Shalt we have the thief drawn and quartered, my Lord?

Nay... play thou sackyhack good gentlemen.

But sir, 'twas but a middling offense...

Silence. I have ruled.

Men.... To the sackyhack field!

by geniusretard July 8, 2011

Sack whack

A whack to a guy’s sack

Mike- Hey Tyler.
Tyler- Yeah?
Mike- SACK WHACK!!
Tyler- OOOHHHHH!!!!!
Mike- HAHAHAHAHA
Tyler- Oh you think that’s funny, huh? DOUBLE SACK WHACK!!!
Mike- (High pitched groan in pain)
James- SACK WHACK (to Mike) AND DOUBLE SACK WHACK (to Tyler)
Tyler and Mike- I wanna die!!!

by ShamanViking September 9, 2020