SWMBO

Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!

A gentler form of SWMBO is a GLW: 'good lady wife', rare as a two-talied lizard!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

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SWMs

Pronounced like swims, Straight White Men (specifically cis-gender men)

Created by youtuber Jasmine Zade

The music industry is run by SWMs

by RATATATATATATATA TA TA September 1, 2021

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SWMD

She Wants My Dick, aka, she wants my cock. Basically just how it sounds, sometimes true, sometimes only though cause girls can be idol dick tickling D-bags.

She asked me to run my hands through her hair, while sitting naked on my rose pedal covered bed. SWMD!

by The Jeweler September 23, 2010

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SWMBO

Abbreviation for "She Who Must Be Obeyed"; used as shorthand for wife, girlfriend, etc. Usually pronounced "swim-bo".

"Oh man, you better make sure you do what SWMBO says or else you'll be sleeping alone for a while!"

by funkybside November 10, 2009

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The guy who gets stuck with the bill. He must be stoically accepting because people would be shocked if the SWMP ever said, "pay your own damn way." Despite his open wallet policy, the SWMP also receives the fewest gifts under the tree or on his birthday. Oftentimes SWMP is "Dad" or "opaw" (grandfather), but an SWMP can be anyone, of any race, or even gender.

Others assume the SWMP always has enough green to pay the freight, even when he's bump ass broke.

The restaurant bill arrives for a bunch of college girls and their moms, one of whom picks it up.

Other Mom: Are you gonna split that up?
Mom: Naw, I got it. I'm the SWMP today. Shit.

by catcarouser January 14, 2013

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