Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

stinky slinky

1. prolapsed rectum, sometimes held in place with a foreign object

2. train wreck involving spillage of hazardous material

3. technical term employed by Canadian plumbers

4. shrinkage due to fellatio performed by one who practices less than ideal dental hygiene

5. type of weed grown in motor home greenhouses, using the sludge from an RV dump

"I can't feel my face!"

"Must be stinky slinky..."

"...apparently she was taken to the ER because she'd tried to stopper her stinky slinky with a potato."

by errataagain October 6, 2009

stinky timeout

The place you put yourself to be alone with your flatulence.

Don't go to that part of the lab, Devin put himself in stinky timeout.

by Devin W. January 5, 2009

stinky snatch

Foul and unpleasant smelling vagina.

That girl has some stinky snatch, my fingers smelled for days!

by StinkySnatch August 12, 2006

Stinky nigga

some nigga whomst stinky

you a stinky nigga

by Sepukkucide June 6, 2018

stinky dreams

When you fart in someone's face when they are sleeping.

"Yesterday I farted in my brother's face and gave him the stinky dreams."

by ZCMC March 9, 2009

stinky note

When you pull your dick out of an asshole and wipe the shit on her/his back.

Dude, I just gave Alex a stinky note!

by Black Cock 69 September 17, 2013