Swifty

The most perfectious guy in the world! I love him to pieces and will never stop! Also known as Tom, Rachel's bitch, Mr Swift and Oooooh Mr Swift!

God that guy may be perfect but he's not a patch on Swifty.

by Rachel August 26, 2004

Swifty

When you seek up behind someone and grab their ass

I was on the train the other day and somebody gave me a cheeky swifty

by Ric088 August 14, 2017

swifty

a substantial amount of gas emersing from the anus

dang son, did you release a "swifty"

by Delta_roc February 24, 2009

Swifty

A blowjob.

Guy #1- "Man, she's hott!"

Guy #2- "I bet she gives a good swifty."

by berv September 24, 2010

swifty

A simple PHP error, something that should never pose a problem.

I cannot believe he just pulled a swifty. Now I have to hire someone that is not prone to cause more swifties and make johnny wait longer for his site!

by someonecool November 25, 2006

swifty

Swifty (verb) (swiff-tea)

The act of engaging in a swift slurp of the peen. Accepted as a form of payment.

Bro, if you give me that monitor I will give you a Swifty

Swifty's for reps

by Slurpppppp April 12, 2014

SwiftY

A penis drawn in 2 seconds or less

I drew a swifty on his paper.

by CalebPoland February 20, 2015