Scatting

The non-shit-eating form

Scatting is an old jazz term used to describe a jazz singer saying/singing random words and phrases of nonsensical words. Recent Scatting: Scatman John (R.I.P) and his song collection.

Often includes the words Skap, dap, dee, doo, do, bop, boop, swee, wee, wap, wop, skee, bap etc. and most words are intercepted by an "a"

Scott: Hey i'm gonna listen to some Scat
Danny: Ew, sounds gross
Scat: Skap-a-dap-a-diddily-bap
Scott: Ohhh yeahhhhh, that's scatting for you
Danny: lolz
Scat: Ski-ba-doo-doodily-bap-swee-do-dee-bop!

by Scatman Scott May 8, 2008

Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

by Smatting April 26, 2015

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014

swattin the fuzzy

Literally means to play tennis but is often misinterpreted as jacking off. Phrase commonly used by Tall Asian Kids that play alot of tennis.

"Hey dude you wanna chill tomorrow/"
"No, I'm gonna be at JRC swattin the fuzzy."

by poparopakowski January 22, 2009

Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass

Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.

by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021

Sratting

As much a state of mind as an action: unambiguously displaying confidence, intelligence, wealth, style and class while maintaining a positive, lackadaisical, attitude. One who truly sratts hard never forgets the value of having a good time or the responsibilities to which she is obligated.

Sratting includes but is not limited to, drinking, shopping, making sandwiches, wearing Lilly Pulitzer and pearls, sitting by the pool at the yacht club with your fratdaddy and finally denouncing GDIs by any and every means necessary.

by hot piece of ASA August 22, 2011

Switting

The act of sweating profusely while taking a shit

Man I was sliding all over the toilet seat today because I was switting

by Roosker12345 May 31, 2019