Turd Swatter

A person that we all know very well (there's always one that you know) that doesn't have a clue about anything anyone has to say but will take your last statement and either A, regurgitate it back to you like they've formed their own opinion or B, take your statement and repeat it word for word.
The word is formed using the word "turd" instead of shit to refer to your thoughts and opinions as said above your "shit" and swatter to give the image of swiping/stealing. A basic version of this word would be shit swiper or something along those lines.

The word is also becoming a popular general insult in the town of Cheltenham where the originator of the word currently resides.
you "I really like cheese it's awesome"
Hater of cheese "me too its just so good"
you"which kinds do you like?"
Hater of cheese "yellow cheese?"
you "f**king turd swatter*
by beauwtw January 09, 2013
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Twat Swatter

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."
-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!
by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009
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dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it
i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.
by jossssselyn July 21, 2009
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Cunt Swatter

A female who prevents another female from getting laid.

Similar to Cock Blocking

Coined by Dane Cook.
Girl 1: So Jill, did you finally get it on with Steve?
Gir 2: No, Amy told him I had some horrible disease.

Girl 1: That Cunt Swatter!
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cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.
"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."
by jabbawoky May 24, 2009
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fly-swatter

In snowboarding: A fall caused by catching an edge and falling forward, slapping the ground very quickly and forcefully
Yo, like I was shralping down the hill dude, hit a wack tranny, sketched across some warped boilerplate and boosted a Gigandoidtron. Rolled down the windows, did a fly-swatter and had a yard sale.
by The Sticks Doctor March 05, 2006
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Twat Swatter

A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.
Jill is such a twat swatter; I was so close to Linda liking me until she showed up.
by t89472 August 30, 2010
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