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Suicide Bomber 

Before climaxing within a woman's vagina, the man pulls out and, standing over her, begins masturbating furiously. The man then shouts "Allah u Akbar!" and then proceeds to climax on their own face. The Suicide Bomber.
Before climaxing, Jesse shocked the nation when he turned out to be a suicide bomber and climaxed all over his own face. There were two survivors. Nobody was injured, Jesse was just covered in semen.
Suicide Bomber by n8t the gr8 November 19, 2010
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Suicide Bomber 

A Suicide bomber is someone who suicidally blows themself up (Usually a terrorist) With An Explosive (C-4 or a home made bomb most commonly) for a cause, Usually to inspire fear in civilians and governments
Person A: Hey dude did you hear about that Suicide Bomber on the news?

Person B: Yes. He fucked up that building pretty bad.

Suicide bomber 

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.
I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!
Suicide bomber by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

suicide bomber 

When you are wearing a long coat and you fart, the mell goes up your coat and surrounds your head and you have nowhere to run.
I was walking across the street in my winter coat. I let a fart fly and it was rank. I was a suicide bomber.
suicide bomber by Ron Gross January 19, 2009

Redneck suicide bomber 

One who inserts a black cat firecracker in one's eurethra and ignites the Fuze just before penetration
Dude one:"Just successfully pulled of a Redneck suicide bomber"
Dude two:"NOICE!"

suicide bomber 

noun

One who carries an explosive device on their person which is capable of triggering an instant detonation with a blast yield significant enough to destroy the target as well as the bomber. Suicide bombing is a low-cost yet emphatic method of delivering a bomb which is most frequently employed by forces too disadvantaged to fight at their enemy's military level.
The earliest recorded instances of suicide attacks are perhaps those in the Bible, notably the Amorites' attacks on the Jews, and Samson's attack on a Philistine temple.

The first recorded suicide bomber was perhaps Jan van Speijk, a Dutch lieutenant who detonated his own ship in the Belgian Revolution of the 1830s, or Karl Klinke in 1864 at the Battle of Dybbøl.
suicide bomber by Kyle Rybski April 28, 2007

suicide bomber 

when you pull out just before cumming, then spit on her back. after she calms down you shuv your dick back in her just in time to "BLOW" your load, and watch as both your lives come to an end
i gave her a suicide bomber cuz i thaught it would be funny......shes pregnant.
suicide bomber by man him self August 26, 2008