stupidified

Stupidified is the stage you reach after been smoking some weed with a friend. After been taking a couple of hits on the joint you sit there and discuss everything and nothing and you don't know why you said some things.

Shannon: What do you mean?
Bobo: Mean what, I'm not mean, I'm nice
Shannon: You said a helicopter can't land upside down
Bobo: Did I? Why can't it land upside down?
Shannon: I don't know
Bobo: What are we talking about, I feel completely stupidified

by Bobo L August 4, 2006

voter stupidity

The #1 reason political ads have basically remained unchanged for several years. Each election season candidates go on TV and, in a soft, dramatic voice, tell the viewers how much they love you, and how much they love your children, and how they want a wonderful future for you, and for your children, and golly, I want to be the one to do it. And the soft music plays in the background, while we watch a montage of images of children and elderly people. Then those who are the most gullible voters sit back and think, "wow, this person really must care about me and my children. I mean, listen to the music!"

So, without any careful study of the candidates, they vote them into office, and when the now elected official starts pursuing special interest paybacks and forgetting about you and your children, the voter is stunned and outraged.

The #2 reason is voting down party lines, regardless of the qualifications of the candidate. To flippantly vote for a candidate based on party affiliation is not only wholly irresponsible, but shows blatant ignorance towards the percentage of voters who attempt to educate themselves during election years. After all, we're trying to elect the least evil candidate.

The Erie County budget disaster so outraged the community, that voters put most of the legislators back into office the next election year. Um..., now wait a minute. That sounds like voter stupidity. When we asked a voter, he said "well, I'm a Democrat, and even though he is one also and he was equally responsible for this mess, well, I just voted down the party line, you see. Plus, his commercial said he really liked me and my family."

by beastfan August 9, 2006

Character Induced Stupidity

Character Induced Stupidity, or CIS, refers to any natural mental limitations that characters impose upon themselves and reduce their ability to use their own skills and powers effectively. Unlike PIS, CIS does not occur because the plot requires it, but because the character is genuinely that dumb.

Examples of the CIS-afflicted include characters such as Rhino or Jar Jar Binks. Standard CBR fights do not exempt the contestants from CIS.

by Unknow Man March 24, 2005

stupidiot

a mixture of stupid and idiot. for those times when it's just easier to roll it up into one word.

fred durst is a stupidiot

by veekie February 6, 2004

Stupiditarded

A term first coined by The Distressed Watcher (A.K.A The amazing Atheist) to describe the glitter skin transformation of a vampire in direct sunlight while reviewing the movie Twilight. It blends the words "Stupidity" and "Retarded" into a stronger negative adjective.

Carlos Mencia's attempts at comedy are Stupiditarded, if not an abomination.

by Sodomized Lunchbox November 21, 2010

Stupidcock

What my sister calls her husband when she's frustrated with him

Ray, you stupidcock!

by SK65 February 4, 2010

stupidity lag

the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.

you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.

by jeremy jackson March 29, 2008