Stronk

When a guilty person is trying to evade their just desserts, by feigning a dissociative period, or a stroke.
Can be associated with a "Grand mal" or "Bond Stronk"

"I can't officer, I'm shutting down....."
"What do you mean shutting down?"
"I'm having a stronk..."

by Mr-Pods March 28, 2024

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stronk tenk

A tank built by drunk Russians.

Damn, KV-2 is the stronkest of stronk tenks))))

by StronkTenk April 13, 2017

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Stronk Food is the best steam user in the world, if you want to add him as friend well do it. Stronk Food is very polite, if you want to play a game with him then just ask (the game has to be a game that Stronk Food and you have).

Oh Hello Stronk Food! That Stronk Food guy is very good at playing. Add meh as frend stronk food!!!!!

by strank faud June 1, 2018

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Stronk peen

A penis that can hold the heavens upon its head.

Damn that stronk peen be holding my Fatass.

by Stronkpeencreator September 13, 2019

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polan stronk

A way of saying "Poland is strong!" in Polandball speak "Engrish"

Jimmy:Hey dude! have you seen the new Polanball comic! Polan is so funny!
Dude: Yea i love when he says "Polan Stronk!"

by ZachG64 February 9, 2022

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russia stronk

This is used to say russia strong but with slav accent "stronk" often against capitalist pigs

-Here it says that the soviet union, even after such big invasion from Germany, they defeated them!
-Yes! Because russia stronk! *soviet union anthem plays*

by TheGuyWhoKnowsTheWay February 11, 2018

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