stork

Function: verb

Etymology: Originally Middle English, from Old English storc; akin to Old High German storah stork and probably to Old English stearc stiff, now used by some 'skaters' to signify that which is done or exists in a superior way.

Date: before 12th century

transitive senses
1 : to copulate with : FUCK
2 : to defeat : BEAT

intransitive senses
1 : to perform in proper or superior style

"Man, i totally storked your girl"
"Dude, i storked that chump bad"
"Yeay, we're just storkin it at the skate park"

by dijjnn September 04, 2003

Stork

stork as in wicked mad cool pc gangsta figure skaters.

stork it up. thoose storks are pretty cool. i wish i was a stork

by pcfsc November 23, 2004

Stork

When you have anal sex with a woman and leave you cum filled condom in her ass without telling her.

"What did you do last night"

"I was at a party and i storked this drunk bitch"

"Ha...I've been dieing to do that lately, it must suck for them the next morning"

by The one and only CG August 16, 2008

storking

a sexual act in which a girl receives a very long penis (like the bill of a stork) into her vagina.

The girl is so obsessed with storking that she takes men with a short penis as her pet aversions.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011

The Stork

The act of cunnilingus on a woman who is giving birth or having a miscarriage. The fetus is usually consumed in the process.

I was eating out that pregnant chick from logistics when she unexpectedly went into labor forcing me to perform "The Stork" and swallow the baby whole. He was a boy, and he was delicious.

by Batmaaaaaan August 08, 2008

Stork

some who says,acts, or writes something so retarded that they can not be described with just one word (it is a combonation of stupid and dork)

Kevin "babe what do you want to do today"
Diana "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"
Kevin "your such a STORK"

by Kevin_L March 01, 2007

STORK

someone who says,acts, or writes something so retarded that they can not be described with just one word (it is a combonation of stupid and dork)

Boyfriend "babe what do you want to do today"
Girlfriend "lets go put M&Ms on layaway"
Boyfriend "your such a STORK"

by Kevin_L March 03, 2007