stoley

a stolen car

Tony and J got caught in a stoley

by EAST WARREN BOY January 4, 2009

Stoned

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

by Jitts November 13, 2009

Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 3, 2012

Stoedhard

The permanent erection a closeted gay man gets when he observes man love.

I’ve got Stoedhard for a week after watching Queer Eye - I need to double up on the briefs to hide this from the wife.

by #nativespeaker April 5, 2021

Stoned

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

by j-dog April 21, 2003

Stole-grown

Stole-grown is a portmanteau of Stolen and Homegrown, stole-grown is homegrown (amateur porn or nude pics) which has been found and posted on the net but does not belong to the original poster.


Credited to clayizaiken of BGOL

Clay's house o Stole-Grown Cuties.

by Duece504 January 18, 2008

Soledad

Soledad is a girl who will change your world, She is nice and kind and that one bitch that you want to be friend's with,she will make you laugh smile, she will keep your secrets.

Soledad is that bitchhh

by Dxddyy hoeeee December 5, 2018