While playing gears of war, spying a crawling enemy presents a "head stomportunity" i.e an opportunity for head stomping.
by Captain Alan J. Hinton January 25, 2009
Get the Head Stomportunity mug.Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.
What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.
by bobistheowl December 5, 2016
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When you are desperate for a shit on the side of a dual carriageway, so you find the nearest CCTV mast and take a shot underneath it.
I heard that Liam left the yoga studio knowing he needed a dump. Rather than using the toilet there, he decided to go stockporting instead.
by Meatylump2024 June 22, 2024
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The act of birthing a monster poo that is the result of having to eat all the food that has reached its use by date caused by hoarding during a crisis
The act of birthing a monster poo that is the result of having to eat all the food that has reached its use by date caused by hoarding during a crisis
-Karen has been in there for over an hour!
-She's stockpooling all the bread she bought at the start of the Covid lockdown
-She's stockpooling all the bread she bought at the start of the Covid lockdown
by catofstealth September 30, 2020
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Get the StockPhotos mug.Adjective; typically for a woman. Used to describe a woman who shows, or especially who adopts, a plastic beauty queen appearance with long hair extensions, pumped lips, harsh or conservative fashion, and deference to males. Derisive of the pseudo-royal MAGA female "look". Seen to cluelessly abase herself as a styled accessory to a politically powerful or economically influential man. Cynical combination of Stockholm syndrome and Stepford wife.
by tanyaclark January 22, 2025
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