snitches get stitches

An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.

A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."

by pseudiddlyoodonym August 9, 2012

Snitches get stitches

First coined by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale

Jesus said unto them:
Snitches get stitches

by MD Jorge May 17, 2018

If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars

¨If you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨ is said when a person is going to fight another and is not afraid.

¨Hey puto you think you´re tough?, IF you´re down for some stitches im down for some scars¨

by DownerWee January 17, 2009

snitches get stitches

A threat made when a punk ass tells the cop where your homie be stayin.

Marlon: "Yo dog, I had to tell the po-pos
where Jackie was stayin."
Kenn: "Snitches get stitches!"

by JackKennHanson January 18, 2009

Snitches get Stitches

Slang for people who inform the 5-0 or diss a dude to The Feds who are about to turn into a marked man.

I thought Franklin rode for the hood and all, but now he ratted us to the Feds. He's gonna get taught the meaning of hood respect. As the old saying goes, Snitches get Stitches!

by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx September 14, 2022

Butt Stitches

When you are in a situation that you will know will end badly.

When coming up with an idea knowing it will end badly.

Too much protein plus dehydration equals butt stitches.
Jumping off a building with no wings, that's butt stitches.

by Thebuttstitcher January 19, 2018

courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.

Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.

by Brian Washington October 19, 2006