dick starch

Any stimuli causing an erection.

The movie sucked, but Scarlett Johansson goes topless, so it's total dick starch.

by LungBubbles February 18, 2017

starch mouth

Someone who is addicted to carbohydrates and sweets.

Yes, she is on the Atkins diet and gets flack from every starch mouth within a 5 mile radius.

by LaDeena March 03, 2010

Starch Bomb

A twenty-something female whose body looks good now, but is poised to increase in size after she gets married and no longer feels she needs to keep herself thin.

Yeah, she's hot, but look at those hips and tummy... She's a starch bomb that'll go off in five years, tops.

by Pilotbreath September 18, 2010

starched doily

Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).

Her starched doily was dripping ejaculate.

by Lee Metcalfe March 19, 2007

Starched Shorts

When a guy cums in his underwear and it dries leaving a stiff and crunch garment.

Billy was made to stay after class by his French teacher and walked out with starched shorts.

by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018

starch fart

farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell

(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD April 01, 2018