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stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.
Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel
by levaithan February 23, 2023
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Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
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shit stained balls

when railing a girl, that does not whipe her ass good, your balls slap against her pooper causing them to get shit on them. thus resulting in shit stained balls
i was pounding the shit outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my balls were slapping against her butthole. man talk about a bad case of the shit stained balls.
by Perfek360 July 22, 2006
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fuck stunned

The air-headed and blank-faced look people get after being fucked 2 or 3 times a day every day for weeks at the beginning of a hot new relationship.
Q. Have you seen Kate around lately?

A. There's no point. She just walks around fuck stunned all day. Nothing to say.
by bonejour August 4, 2008
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stunned cunt

Someone who is damn ignorant and deserves a beat down. Often used on the ice in hockey in the heat of battle.
"Nice fucking slash you stunned cunt! Try that again and I'll beat the living piss out of you!"
by squirrelly May 9, 2003
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Swanned

Named after the ultimate Swanner, Ryan Swan from Nova Scotia. When you're swindled out of anything. Especially from a freeloader. You got Swanned.
Dude I let this guy stay at my house & he stole my protein shakes. I got so Swanned
by philschwackit February 15, 2019
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Swanned off

Were has he swanned off to
by Smithp0 October 31, 2015
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