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bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.
Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.
by H Dubs May 15, 2008
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Sylvester Stallone

Ex Porn Star, turned actor, turned has-been actor.

Seriously... he and Barbara Streisand were in a porn flick together called the "Italian Stallion". But you probably won't find this movie around anymore, as Sly and Barb spent alot of moolah getting every copy destroyed once they became famous.

My favorite part of the movie was when he slapped her in the side of the head for scraping her teeth on his yogurt slinger while she was giving him a bj.
Before Rocky, Sylvester Stallone was a porn star.
by Alfie The Horndog September 19, 2007
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Larissa Stallone

Sexy auburned hair girl who has the heart of goddess. she deserves someone as special as she is. amazin at everythin she does. also the distant relative of Sylvestor Stallone
Timmi loves this Larissa Stallone.
by xxtimmi91xx December 13, 2009
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Swallowed a Weber

A Weber is a barbeque grill and has a rounded lid. Anyone who is fat with a big, rounded stomach is said to have "swallowed a Weber" because the round stomach resembles the lid of a Weber.
Look at Al, it looks like he's swallowed a Weber!
by Sean D Lloyd April 14, 2008
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Stalloner

The inevitable, long lasting and sometimes painful erection which occurs after watching the entire "Rocky" saga from beginning to end.
"Dude, I just finished Rocky Balboa and I'm sporting a Stalloner that could make Clubber Lang pity HIMSELF."
by Eric Warfield May 6, 2008
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Sylvester Stallone

Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo
Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!

God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.

Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"

Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011
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SALMOWNED

A variant of "owned." During a secret santa gift event on a popular message forum, someone was sent a piece of smoked salmon. Needless to say he was quite pissed.
fag - "well, i got my secret santa gift...it was a giant piece of smoked salmon....i hope the fucking cat likes it."

asshole - "HAHAHAHAHH SALMOWNED."
by Hidrolyx68 December 17, 2004
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