Stalk Block

When, in the process of stalking one on Facebook, the discovery that the said stalkee is tagged in virtually no real pictures that are actually of themselves.

"Dude, your girlfriend is such a stalk block, man, I was hoping to see what she looked like"

by Mar to the Shall July 11, 2010

Stalk-home syndrome

A severe medical condition in which a person stalks another person through various means, usually up to the point of finding out their addresses, etc.

This medical condition has became widespread after the introduction of social networking sites and it is more likely to affect males than females.

A: "Paul was in the library looking up Facebook for that hot blonde in our class."

B: "Yea, he's suffering from stalk-home syndrome"

by Can Be Blank July 16, 2011

Stalk on

An erection of the penis.

Oh dude, I was walking down the street and I saw this fine piece of ass, and I got a right stalk on.

by LHC February 25, 2004

stalk-hater

a person who hates on you because you have a stalker and they don't.

Daryl was hatin on me because i had a stalker and he never had a stalker... that would make him a bonifide stalk-hater.

by BlackPanther415 March 16, 2009

stalk-ee

(n) A person who is being stalked. Not the stalker, the stalk-ee.

Creepy Guy=Stalker
Unsuspecting Girl=Stalk-ee

by Found and Lost May 18, 2005

stalk out

stôk out
verb
1. to gather or obtain information about someone in an inorganic and often unaccepted manner, i.e. social networking sites such as Facebook.

Jill: Hey, have you met John? He's so cute.

Jenny: I haven't met him, but I saw his Facebook page. He's not my type.

Jill: Geez, you stalk out everyone before you meet them. It's a little creepy.

by Wordsmitheries January 5, 2010

stalk the ground

Another great lyric from the greatest band ever the mars volta

Just as he hit
The ground
They lowered a tow that
Stuck in his neck to the gills
Fragments of sobiquets
Riddle me this
Flinch stitcheing
Aureole
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground

by marxvsmith July 19, 2004