Splurt

When someone makes a various motion with their hands.

"He just splurted into a thisword motion"

by Xeno March 20, 2003

Bird Splurt

When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you.

The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face.

by Pimpish February 11, 2010

splurting

When a someone has so much preassure in the anus thick liquid will splurt out

Oh him your splurting all over the place !!

by taylon July 6, 2015

Splurted

A large amount of squirt.
Similar to a cream pie but more intense.

Last night she Splurted so hard.
I Splurted all over my boyfriend last night.

by Isnuckover July 29, 2016

Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

splurty

When you're explaining to a doyle what a vinegar stroke is and they need it spelling out to them as they cannot connect the dots.

Morgan: whats a vinegar stroke?

BBBPD: you've used a vinegar bottle before right? Thats why cumming is called the vinegar stroke.
Morgan: what? Like splurty?

by BBBPD April 10, 2021

Splurt

Splurt - the blue water in a port-a-john that splashes on your brown eye while taking a dump.

Damn bro. After eating that burrito for lunch I hit the porta John and splurted all over my ass!

by Mr.upslurt August 31, 2021