Dick Soaker

When you proceed to jam your dick into a toilet full of shit

John did his dick soaker yesterday

by Logan diaglo March 14, 2021

Charmin Soaker

A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.

I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!

by Dan I am February 06, 2010

BAG SOAKER

an exteremely hot day.

we went to the ball game yesterday. it was fun, but it was a real bag soaker.

by RG Gillis June 25, 2007

Super Soaker

When a porn star has an orgasm and squirts so hard it looks like it's coming out of a super soaker

Jenna Haze was being fucked and suddleny BAM super soaker all over the camera man

by Jay_theman September 04, 2007

super soaker

A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.

Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"

by Urban Dictionary May 23, 2005

Super Soaker

when one has an extremely loose bowel movement it sprays out like a super soaker

cor look at fash on the beach! he's been caught short and had nowhere to go in a hurry so he's just fired a super soaker all over the beach

by davethejag November 07, 2008

Super soaker

Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.

The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters

by themellonchef February 13, 2018