beaches and shores

A subtle rhyming metonymy for "bitches and whores"

Male 1: You'll get over it.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.

by lybrel June 25, 2010

smobes

The SMOKE-ROBES which are Lord Voldemorts favourite choice of clothing for everyday-wear and special occasions.

Robes which appear out of thin air like wisps of smoke and continue to occasionally float about.

Ron "Ahhhh its YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!"
Harry " Yeh but check out his new smobes!"

by Danielle Luxton September 2, 2009

New Albany Smore

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.

Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work

by Hite May 8, 2011

S'mores Sandwich

Ingredients: bread, marshmallow creme, and nutella.
Step 1 toast bread.

Step 2 add marshmallow creme
Step 3 add nutella

Step 4 enjoy

I made a s'mores sandwich which made my taste buds creme themselves with joy!

by jshak43 December 4, 2013

settle old scores

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

He shoots, he scores!

Phrase coined by Foster Hewitt (1902-85), one of the first hockey broadcasters in Canada, beginning in 1923 and going on to call the play-by-play for Toronto Maple Leafs games for some forty years.

McDonald passes to Sittler in the slot, he shoots, he scores!

by Hat Trick July 16, 2009

Shoresy

A man rocket with wheels, dangles, and snipes. With his tinted visor and luscious hair, he definitely fucks.

"Fuck my entire fucking life, you titfuckers light a match the whole fucking barns going up"
"Fuck you Shoresy."

by Jetspeedtwig December 13, 2019